It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.
babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it
It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
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